knitmeapony:

ALT

Changing my funeral directives now.

digitalsymbiote:

ubernegro:

Houston put someone on trial for feeding the homeless and jury calls bullshit

Houston put a volunteer on trial for feeding the homeless. A jury ruled he was not guilty

The first controversial series of tickets issued by the city went to trial July 28. 

Houston Chronicle

The state had to prove to a jury that feeding the homeless is a criminal act and in doing so, probably convinced a few members of the jury to sign up for food not bombs lol.

This is a great time to remind everyone on here about Jury Nullification

frontseatpocket:

get panini pressed, idiot

mitzo:

king-ofthetrill:

burn-4u:

Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

😬

ozbian:

Ashton looked nervous but still jumped off a cliff in cold blood, trusting Laudna’s spell to catch him and Milo’s work to hold them up

which is a huge trust fall, especially considering what happened last time he took a big fall

shorthaltsjester:

what if i said imogen is a better metaphor for generational trauma than she is for chronic pain or queerness

animentality:

pangur-and-grim:

anais-ninja-bitch:

pangur-and-grim:

maybe instead of classical art pins this month, I’ll do tiny baby animal that suck to look at

that one baby pelican

yeah

grymmdark:

belles–rose:

new-bitch-who-dis:

hunter-rodrigez:

gaylor-moon:

If a trans woman became chess world champion, terfs would unironically go: “It’s unfair, male brains are much smarter than female brains. It’s well known that women are fucking stupid. #feminism”

They literally did this to a trans woman who won a game of jepoardy named Amy Schneider.

Like they unironically argued that men are “socialized to like trivia more than women” and “men are genetically predisposed to have faster reaction times than women” and other complete nonsense.

“Women are fucking stupid and inherently inferior to men” - terfs, without a single fucking shred of irony or self-awareness

its literally even fucking co-ed!!! its not like jeopardy is a fucking gendered thing!!! there were also men competing w her!!! wtf

darthpseudonym:

plumadesatada:

gojirahkiin:

debelice:

Look! Seahorses!

@cat-with-no-name ur so fucking right

Not to get serious on the funny jokes website, but no – Poseidon’s horse associations actually predate his ocean associations.

In the old bronze-age Mycenaean culture (who the Ancient Greeks saw the way we see the Ancient Greeks), “Posedao” was known as the Earthshaker and king of the gods, and was strongly associated with horse imagery for reasons we don’t really understand. Possibly they drew a connection between earthquakes and the thunder of hooves, or something like that, but that’s probably too simplistic. More likely there’s some lost mythological link – but on the other hand, horses are powerful animals and gods just pick up associations like that sometimes.

Then the bronze age collapse happened and we lost a few centuries, and when the fog of history clears, Poseidon is suddenly the ocean god, Zeus is in charge, and Poseidon has kept that whole horse thing for no clear reason.

teatimewithgiles:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

I love Clark Kent because realistically both a nice 6'5 superhero with godlike powers AND a friendly 6'5 country boy reporter would be rolling in bitches, but Clark suffers from terminal Sweetiepie Syndrome and has zero game as a result

Fighting for his LIFE on the phone with a cute girl. He’s so real for this.

I’m happy to see that the notes are still divided into people who are roasting him for the use of “hey-o” and people who are being very open about their carnal desire for this man.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

justsomeguycore:

justsomeguycore:

justsomeguycore:

in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

fin

unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll

fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson

He’s pregnant and her permanent underwear is for tucking. t4t couple.

mrawkweird:

This “Man of Steel” is gonna die from high blood pressure.

marlinspirkhall:

notahorseindisguise:

midnight-revelation:

hiveswap:

notahorseindisguise:

mysticorset:

notahorseindisguise:

the “came back wrong” trope except like… they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like “oh no… what have i done…. shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!” and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like “oh shes soooo weird” but shes just normal

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It’s your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.